Porn!

I’ve just embarked on my pestilential soup diet. Those who know me know that me dieting is a rare occurrence, like the passing of Halley’s Comet or a major plague. But I’ve been extremely indulgent this past week, feeding almost exclusively on the baddest 9th floor cholestidbits, the meat madam’s bacon and porkloin and then spending an unforgettable night with Talyer’s liempo and chicharon bulaklak, finally capping it off by drinking like a fish over the weekend.

I’m on my second day which, from experience, is the worst day in this seven-day ordeal. I am having visions of steaming hot rice and piniritong baboy marinated in toyo and calamansi like my lola used to make. I can’t concentrate on work. It’s worse than feeling horny in church.

So to ease my misery I surfed for some pornographic pictures. Here are some of the really nice ones I found.